CarL: "Although I've been fired for gross incompetence, I'm professional enough to train you before I leave."
Dilbert:"Don't bother. I already coded a Java app to do everything you do."
Carl: "Everything?"
Dilbert: "Except for the incompetent parts."
The Boss: "Carl, I have to fire you." "You're totally incompetent at everything you do." "Before you go, I'd like you to teach Dilbert how to do your job."