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Tags fired, gross incompetence, train, before leaving, coded jave app, incompetent parts

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CarL: "Although I've been fired for gross incompetence, I'm professional enough to train you before I leave." Dilbert:"Don't bother. I already coded a Java app to do everything you do." Carl: "Everything?" Dilbert: "Except for the incompetent parts."

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Tags fired, incompetent, everything, teach dilbert, how to do your job

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The Boss: "Carl, I have to fire you." "You're totally incompetent at everything you do." "Before you go, I'd like you to teach Dilbert how to do your job."

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Tags elbonian, office, skunk, microwave, cooked, openminded

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Albanian: Which way is the microwave? "Thanks." Dilbert: "It's getting harder to be open-minded."