Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Thursday August 23,
2007
Tags dreams, childhood dreams, fabric covered box, living proof, women, don't like winners, excuse for rejection
Transcript
Dilbert: "When I was a boy, I dreamed of one day working in a fabric-covered box." "I'm living proof that dreams can come true." "Women don't like winners either."
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Wednesday August 22,
2007
Tags stock holder meeting, gadflies, stock price dropped, sleep at night
Transcript
Stockholder meeting CEO: Do we have any questions from Gadflies? You earned 72 million dollars while our stick price dropped nine percent. How can you sleep at night? CEO: ZZZZZ
Tuesday August 21,
2007
Tags checked box, drink more, face lift, long neck, see over cubicles, too high, disproportinate
Transcript
"Then I found out there are two kinds of face-lifts." "I accidentally checked the box for the kind that lets you see over the top of your cubicle." "So I try to drink more, but that isn't working out either."

