The Boss: Carol, I give you far too much work, Theres only one solution.
I hired a coffee swilling beaver to show you how to work faster.
Squirrel: when I watch you, its as if time stands still.
CEO: I didn't understand anything you just said. Go away.
The Boss: "Our CEO doesn't like your idea. He didn't say why."
Dilbert: "Do you ever feel like you're wallpapering fog?"
Wally: "I don't get that invested."
The boss: "Carol, set up a meeting with the technology review board to decide how we'll decide on new technologies."
Carol: "Do you also need a meeting to decide how you will put together a meeting to decide how to decide things?" "Maybe I should get some people together to help you answer that question."
The Boss: "Maybe."