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Tags dogbert, moving compnay, threats, money, one he guy, load truck, sandwhich, food, exstortion, couch, sweat

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The Boss: "I hired the Dogbert Moving Company to handle your relocation." "It saves us money because they only send one huge guy." "After you load your couch on the truck, make me another sandwich, or, again, I'll kill you."

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Tags emails, high priority, entire week, working, feeding squirrel, east entrance

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Wally: All of your e-mails this week were marked as highest priority. "So I spent the entire week working on the first one." "Next week I plan to continue not feeding the squirrels by the east entrance."

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Tags punching people, high rates, ridiculous combpver, punch face in, regain element, surprise, therapy session, couch, expressing

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Alice: I can't stop punching people who deserve to be punched. For example, your high rates and ridiculous combover make me want to punch your face in. Therapist: But you won't right? Alice: Lets see what happens when I regain the element of surprise.