The Boss: "Carol, set up a dinner for all key employees."
Carol: "Which ones are key?" "That would be everyone except um...you." "I curse your dinner!" "I'll bring you some mints...if they have extras."
Dilbert: Does anyone here have any knowledge or any authority to make decisions?
woman: "I'm only here to listen and misinterpret." "Let's try to build on that."
The Boss: "Ted, I'm going to eliminate your function and outsource it to the Dogbert Outsourcing Company."
Ted: "I need a job."
Dogbert: "You're hired."
Ted: "I'M BA-A-ACK!"