Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Saturday June 30,
2007
Tags career counselor, flower arranging, billionaire, work hard, defeat purpose, no work, doesn't want to work
Transcript
Dogbert, career counselor "What would you like to do with your degree in...flower arranging?" "I'd like to be a billionaire." "Are you willing to work hard?" "That would sort of defeat the purpose."
Friday June 29,
2007
Tags career counselor, no marketable talent, keep positive, not going to change, unemployable
Transcript
Dogbert, career counselor DOgbert: "You have no marketable talent." "You're totally unemployable and that's not going to change." "The important thing is to keep a positive attitude."
Thursday June 28,
2007
Tags career counselor, something you love, not working, loserish, bowling
Transcript
Dogbert, career counselor Dogbert: "Do something you love." Ted: "I love not working." Dogbert: "Do you have any loves that are any less loserish?" Ted: "I love to watch bowling!"


