Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Monday June 18,
2007
Tags save planet, bad career advice, fired, no longer communtes, licencse, sell realestate
Transcript
Dilbert: One way to save the planet is to drive a fuel-efficient car. "Another way is to give bad advice to some idiot so he gets fired and no longer commutes." Dogbert: "You should get a license to sell real estate." "Really?"
Sunday June 17,
2007
Tags office noise, whistling, comnfrontation, whiney appearence, cubicle, freakin moron, work-around situation
Transcript
Dilbert: "Gaaa! That idiot is whistling in his cube again!!!" "I would complain but I don't like confrontation." "I can't talk to his boss because I would appear whiney." "There's only one solution." "Alice, please stop by my cubicle when you get a second." Alice: "What's up? Wait. I'll be right back." "STOP WHISTLING, YOU FREAKIN' MORON!!!" "What's up?" Dilbert: "Never mind. I found a work-around."
Saturday June 16,
2007
Tags charge your time, appropriate code, unfunded, time codes, falsify report, no projects funded, meeting, business
Transcript
The Boss: "Remember to charge your time to the appropriate project code." "Unless your project is unfunded, in which case the time codes won't work and you'll need to falsify your time report." Alice: "Are any of our projects funded?" The Boss: "This is the embarrassing part."


