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"I'm so busy it feels as if my head will explode." "Ted, one more thing..." KABOOM! "Clean up on aisle three."

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"Asok, you need to have more of a winner's mentality." "If I had that sort of thing, why would I work here?" "Ideally, we want you to be dumb and optimistic at the same time."

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"I had a productive time at the management retreat." "We golfed as hard as we could until we came up with a new vision for the company!!!" "But no one wrote it down, so we're going to try again next month."