Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Saturday February 24,
2007
Tags dead horse, gallops away, punch horse, store for everything, in office
Transcript
The boss: Someone left a dead horse in the hall. I am going to punch that dead horse until it gallops away. punch punch punch punch Dilbert: You were right. But where did you find a dead horse? Alice: Theres a store for everything.
Friday February 23,
2007
Tags pr campaign, stock price, grossly inflated, buy companies, make money, manage companies
Transcript
Dogbert: Thanks to my P.R. campaign, your stock price is grossly over-inflated." "Now you can use your stock to buy companies that actually make money." "After you manage those companies into the toilet, give me a jingle."
Thursday February 22,
2007
Tags favorable article, publish press release, write it, work, pay, bride, blackmail
Transcript
Tina: I hope you don't expect me to write a favorable article about your company just because you bought me drinks. Dogbert: No, I expect you to publish my press release and act like you wrote it. Tina: You can work or you can get drunk , but the pay is exactly the same.


