Wally: How's your project coming along?
Dilbert: It's a streaming pile of failure.
Dilbert: It's like fifteen drunken monkeys with a jigsaw puzzle."
The Boss: How's your project coming along?"
Dilbert: Fine.
Catbert: Evil Director of Human Resources
Catbert: Employee Appreciation Day is next Tuesday. The cover charge is $25 apiece.
wally: How do we know you won't buy cheap hot dogs and pocket the rest of our money?
Catbert: Every day it gets harder to appreciate you." gulp gulp gulp
Dilbert: He was violating my personal space and his head got stuck in my ear." "You need a huge yawn to open the ear canal so he can get out."
Tina: Yes, I do have lots of pictures of my porcelain frog collection. Why do you ask?"