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Tags diet, eating disorder, first 20 pounds, diet with buddy, lose weight, weight issues, health

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The Boss: My doctor says it will be easier if I diet with a buddy. Do you want in on this? Tina: Good lord. I think I just developed an eating disorder! The Boss: They say the first 20 pounds are the easiest. Tina: NOT HELPING!"

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Tags best donuts, diet, employee eats, top five, donut eating, tempting, envy, boss diet, health

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Wally: "How's your diet coming along?" "MM-GUWUNG-MM-GUH-MUH!" "It's hard to pick the one best doughnut I've ever had, but this one is in my top five."

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Tags diet, expect, hysterical, laughing, sharp focus, expectations, outburst, health

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The Boss: I should warn you that I'm on a diet and might not have the sharp focus that you've come to expect from me. Asok: "HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!" "I thought of something funny totally on my own."