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Bob, the unluckiest insurance agent. Bob: You're making a good decision. Man: Gaaak!

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"Tina seems mad at you. What's that about?" "She thought I did something rude, but when she found out I didn't, she still had residual anger." "I wonder what it's like to have squirrels living in your skull."

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"I got your overly brief e-mail, which obviously means you hate me and everything I stand for!" "I was in a hurry and didn't want to make you wait for a reply." "Well, okay, but I still have residual hatred that I'll need to transfer to some other aspect of your personality." "Fair enough."