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Drop the cell phone. I darn you to heck. blah blah blah "Seriously. Don't make me use the spoon." blah blah blah "I'm sorry it had to come to this."

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"By now, you've noticed that your jobs are hideous nightmares of frustration and underpayment." "But what you don't know is that every other company is exactly the same." "Reduce employee turnover...Check."

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And that's why I recommend using this process. The Office Nemesis "Have you done a cost-benefit analysis for every conceivable option?" "Safety violation! Safety violation!"