Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Wednesday April 12,
2006
Tags security software, upgrade it, hackers, steal identity, bank accounts, destroy hard drive, cjoices
Transcript
DilMom "Your security software is out of date..." "Uh-oh." "Would you like to spend the rest of your natural life trying to figure out how to upgrade it?" "Erk!" "Or would you prefer to let hackers steal your identity, drain your bank accounts and destroy your hard drive?" "I need more choices!"
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Tuesday April 11,
2006
Tags trigger automatic promotion, be that employee, part of team, not special
Transcript
I need to have one more direct report and it will trigger an automatic promotion for me. "Your job is to be that employee." "How's it feel to be part of the team?" "Not as special as I'd hoped."
Monday April 10,
2006
Tags less prodcutive, automatic promotion, hiring, work like idiot, look like idiot, pointy haired alice
Transcript
"Alice, I need you to be less productive." "I'll get an automatic promotion if I can justify hiring one more direct report." "If I'm going to work like an idiot, I might as well look like one."

