Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Thursday April 06,
2006
Tags asok, survival methods, indian institutet of technology, wounded rodent, tickle hawk, find highway
Transcript
I must use the survival methods I learned at the Indian Institute of Technology. "Step one: Pretend to be a wounded rodent." "Now look for the highway and tickle the hawk with its own feather."
Wednesday April 05,
2006
Tags concerns about work, teds work, team building exercise, test here, sent asok
Transcript
"I listened to your concerns about Ted's work, so I tricked him into being left in the middle of the desert." "He thinks it's a team-building exercise. Hee hee!" "We wanted you to transfer him, not kill him." "Really? This is awkward." "And this is Ted. Where's Asok?"
Tuesday April 04,
2006
Tags team building exercise, security gurad, middle of desert, leave you there
Transcript
"Ted, I'm sending you on a team-building exercise." "A security guard will drive you to the middle of the desert and leave you there!" "And then the team will rescue me?" "Sure."


