Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Saturday March 04,
2006
Tags wise king salmon, fish are stupid, project, right or wrong
Transcript
"We could do the project right for $100,000 or do it wrong for $25,000." "I believe that the wise King Salmon would say to split the difference and do it for $50,000." "Fish are stupid."
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Friday March 03,
2006
Tags vp of marketing, 17 years, lowering margins, overseeing campaigns
Transcript
Bob will be leaving us after 17 years as vice president of marketing. "Bob's accomplishments include lowering both our margins and our sales while overseeing a series of confusing marketing campaigns." "I hope you'll all join me in wishing for a piano to fall on his head."
Thursday March 02,
2006
Tags center of excellence, presidentail library, honoring lifes work, asking questions
Transcript
"I've been asked to design and build our center of excellence." "Which, as I understand it, is like a presidential library honoring my life's work." "In time, people learn to stop asking me questions."

