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Sourpuss "Whatever you're doing there looks like a complete waste of time." "If you beat your head against the wall, that doesn't make it a drum." "People say the glass is half full. But they don't say of what."

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Tags sourpuss, lemins, choke and die, lemon eater

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Sourpuss "When life gives you lemons..." "Choke on 'em and die." "You stupid lemon eater."

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Tags sourpuss, screaming cat, noises, meeting, crying, sounds, business

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Does anyone have an issue with the plan as I've outlined it? KAH! KAH! KAH! "I'm with Sourpuss."