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Tags bad mood, all the time, showing interest, not working

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"So, what's it like to be in a bad mood all of the time?" "Something tells me that showing interest isn't working."

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Tags after merger, job of ceo, old married couple

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"After the merger, we'll be sharing the job of CEO." "We get along great, just like an old married couple. Ha ha ha!" "He's the wife."

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Tags two ceos, top job, syockholders, average employees slaary

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"After the merger, we'll have two CEOs sharing the top job." "A spokesperson explained 'If our stockholders don't mind paying one CEO 450 times the average employee's salary..." "...They shouldn't mind doing it twice.'"