Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Monday November 28,
2005
Tags clone themsleves, unethical, morality, self causing, accepted norms, garbageman
Transcript
"Why is it unethical for humans to clone themselves?" "Morality is based on accepted norms. And accepted norms are based on morality." "It's self causing?" "Ironically, yes."
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Sunday November 27,
2005
Tags buiness stragey, list, past years, no afraid of change, deserve bonus, generous, good looking, rhetorical question
Transcript
Our new business strategy is... "Hold on." "I made a list of all of our strategies for the past five years." "There have been seventeen of them." "What does that tell us?" "That I'm not afraid of change." "And that I've been working hard and I deserve a huge bonus." "And that I'm kind and generous and good looking." "You have to give him credit. The man knows how to answer a rhetorical question."
Saturday November 26,
2005
Tags cubicle cockroach, can't be killed, eternal, special prokject
Transcript
"Ha ha! I'm the Cubicle Cockroach that cannot be destroyed!" "Once hired, nothing can remove me from my cubicle. I am eternal! Ha ha!" "I'm moving you to a special project." "Erk!!!"

