Catbert: Evil Director of Human Resources "I call it a stealth layoff." "We move all of the worthless employees to the same project. When it's done, we tell them that their jobs no longer exist." "I don't like the look of this."
Subject: URGENT Dilbert, give me your budget numbers as soon as possible. "Technology is amazing. I type one message and within minutes I'll have my data." "First order of business: Delete all spam e-mail that has a subject of 'Urgent'."
Dilbert: The project was moving along well until management changed our coding language and methodology.
Dilbert: "Now our timeline is represented by this M.C. Escher print of an endless stairway."
"This deep-sea submarine is looking for our morale."
The Boss: "Would this be a bad time to add a few features?"