Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Wednesday August 24,
2005
Tags coding, moron, standardize new programming, methodology, middle of the project, technology
Transcript
The Boss: How's the coding coming along? Dilbert: "No problem unless..." "...some moron tries to standardize on a new programming methodology in the middle of the project." The Boss: "What if it's me instead of some moron guy?"
Tuesday August 23,
2005
Tags standardize dept.new programming, language, mass from hole, objective, vendor warning
Transcript
The Boss: "I've decided to standardize the department on a new programming language." Dilbert: "With all due respect, that sort of decision should be made by someone who knows his mass from a black hole." Dilbert: "The vendor warned me that you couldn't be objective."
Monday August 22,
2005
Tags nonsense, no questions, no time
Transcript
The Boss: "Aha! Just the person I need." "Meet with the LDC and make sure the MRT gets URPed when the RFIT gets NERKed to the ORCAT." "If you have any questions, I don't have time for that sort of thing."


