Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Thursday August 18,
2005
Tags topper versus alice, secret government, sleep deprived, slept since febraury, punch, rip head, vulgar
Transcript
Topper versus Alice "I didn't get much sleep last night." "That's nothing." "I'm part of a secret government test on sleep deprivation. I haven't slept since February." "I so want to punch you right now." "That's nothing. I'll rip off my own head and make me eat it."
Wednesday August 17,
2005
Tags topper vs. a customer, dogsled race, world toughest terrain, better than, top you, cancel deal, burn to ground, go one better, more better
Transcript
Topper vs. a Customer "I competed in the Iditarod, an 1,150-mile dogsled race lasting 15 days, over the world's toughest terrain." "That's nothing. I completed the race while pretending to be one of your dogs." "Now I don't want to buy from your company." "That's nothing. Now I plan to burn my company to the ground!"
Tuesday August 16,
2005
Tags keyword search function, languages, friulian, kataang, marry you, topper, feature creep
Transcript
Topper Versus the Feature Creep "We need to add a keyword search function." "That's nothing!" "It should also search in different languages including Friulian, Kataang, Horpa and Wagi." "I like your style." "That's nothing! I want to marry you in a civil union."


