Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Saturday July 16,
2005
Tags cure for cold, side effects, coughing, store throat, runny nose, congestion, nausea
Transcript
"I invented a cure for the common cold." "The possible side-effects are coughing, sore throat, runny nose, congestion and nausea." "So...it's a pill that makes you nauseous?" "Only if you have a cold."
Friday July 15,
2005
Tags hotel check out, movies rented, porn, burn furniture
Transcript
I hope you enjoyed your stay. I'll just check to see what movies you rented. GAA!!! GAAA!!!! GAA!!!! GAAA!!! GAAA!!!! and i recommend that we burn the furniture.
Thursday July 14,
2005
Tags schedule message, breakfast, breakfast guy
Transcript
Five-Star Hotel "I'd like to order breakfast and schedule a massage." "Mmm...a nice massage and then breakfast." "Well, I WOULD 'get rubbin,' but I'm only the breakfast guy."


