Five-Star Hotel
The Boss: "I'd like a wake-up call at 6 a.m. and a second one at 6:15."
"Then I'd like a team of bellmen to lift the head of the bed while blind maids hold my pants so I can slide into them."
"Why yes, as a matter of fact, I AM a manager."
"Your seat is next to mine, but I don't like to sit by people."
"It's a full flight, so I don't see how I could...oh dear..."
"No, I wll not 'scooch over.'"
"News!"
Th eBoss: "Asok, I'm flying to Los Angeles for a meeting and I want you to join me."
Asok: "Gasp" "I am honored. This feels like an important milestone in my burgeoning career!"
Flight attendant: "We'll begin by pre-boarding anyone who..."
The boss: "Coming through!"
"Flyco!"