Dilbert: "I don't have enough resources to do my job."
The Boss: "Isn't that like saying, "How now brown cow"?"
Dilbert: "You think things can't get worse, but they can."
wally: "Have you ever noticed all of the good people quit?"
Dilbert: "There's no one left her bu wretched, incompetent, lazy miscreants"
wally: "A-A-nyhoo."
Keep a journal of everything you do. That way you'll know where you need help. "Now I am writing in my journal. I am still writing in my journal. Now I am writing about writing in my journal." "Ooh. I think I felt a little personal growth there."