Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Friday May 20,
2005
Tags important, month to fisnish, last minute, unreasonable deadline, freaky part
Transcript
"Asok, this is important but you have month to finish it." Asok: "I'll start right away." Wally: "It's smarter to wait until the last minute and then make a big show of how harding you're woring to meet the unreasonable deadline." Asok: "You said that right in front of him." Wally: "It's still work that's the freaky part"
Thursday May 19,
2005
Tags no budeget, give raisem, business trip las vegas, four million, bathrub, flooded five floors, bartenders
Transcript
The Boss: "Don't blame me, but there's no budget to give you a raise this year." Alice: "Why not?" The boss: "My business trip to Las Vegas cost four million dollars because I passed out in the bathtub with the water running and flooded five floors." The boss; "The bartenders there are totally irresponsible."
Wednesday May 18,
2005
Tags accounting depot, travlke expeses, copies of receipts, need originals
Transcript
The Accounting Department "I can't process your travel expenses because you sent me copies of receipt. I need the originals." "I'm busy. Just fax them."


