Could I have a few days off to see if my stress hump goes away?
The boss: "Stress is all in your mind. I should fire you and your hump right now for even asking!"
Dilbert: "Just because he said no?"
new guy: "It was the way he said it."
The New Guy
"Hey, new guy, that's quite a stress hump you have there maybe I can fix it."
"Punch Yaaa!!"
"Wow!! It's gone! Does that always work?"
"I dunno. To be honest, I just wanted to punch it."
The New Guy"
"We have a strong culture of team--work here."
"While you're doing those easy tasks, I'll be off doing assignments of unimaginable diffuculty."
Dilbert: "Did anyone warn you that we have a strong culture of getting suckers to do our work?"