Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Wednesday April 20,
2005
Tags doctors offcie, exam room, toxikill, drug comapny, totally hot, side effects, what eaten, doctor, thinking of date, drug rep, hot, payoff, kick back, medical
Transcript
Doctor: You're healthy but I have to give you a prescription for tocikill. The drug company's rep is totally hot and said she'd take me to lunch if I sell enough of this stuff." Dilbert: Will there be any side effects?" " Doctor: Depends on what I eat."
Tuesday April 19,
2005
Tags design one microchip, dozens of meetings, manager
Transcript
The boss: "All you did this quarter is design one microship." "In comparison, I found the time to attend dozens of meetings." "Now do you see what it takes to be a manager?" "Sadly, yes."
Monday April 18,
2005
Tags vendor, can't deliver parts, promised parts, better job, never buy
Transcript
Dilbert: Our vendors rep says they can't deliver the parts for three months. The Boss: that just means he promised the parts to some other customer who did a better job of threatening him. Dilbert: How about if I say we'll never buy from you gain? vendor: Id say you're not exactly buying form us now.


