Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Friday April 08,
2005
Tags handpicked, team, no budget, laziness, least effirt, yvonne, hotness, power over men, manipulated by all, good meeting, business
Transcript
Dilbert: "I hand-picked you two for my team becasue we have no budget." "Wally, your laziness helps you accomplish the most work with the least effort. Yvonne, your hotness give syou the power to make men do what you want for nothing." "So, then Yvonne convinced me to do her work and Wally went on disability leave." Dogbert: "But otherwise, a good meeting?"
Thursday April 07,
2005
Tags tech support, online customer survey, how happy
Transcript
Dogbert's Tech Support: Please fill out the online customer satisfaction survey." "Um... But you haven't even tried to help me yet." "I like to base my help on how happy you expect to be."
Wednesday April 06,
2005
Tags new marketing camoaign, no budget, brave enough, bold project, worst job, hiding
Transcript
The Boss: "We need a new marketing campaign but we have no budget for it whatsoever." "Who among is is brave enough to lead such a risky project?" "Okay, you're doing the worst job of hiding under the table."


