Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Wednesday March 30,
2005
Tags habitual liar, ordered on internet, resist free stuff
Transcript
Dilbert: "Karl, you're a habitual liar but these pills that I ordered over the internet will cure you." Karl: "I've never lied in my life, but I can't resist free stuff." Dilbert: "Um... Are you alive?" Karl: "Never felt better!"
Tuesday March 29,
2005
Tags bloated, lethargic, highly recommended, internet, bought on line, safe, technology
Transcript
Dilbert: "Wally, I've noticed that you seem bloated and lethargic.'<Br>"I prescribe these pills. The come highly recommended."<Br>"I know they're safe because I bought them on the internet."
Monday March 28,
2005
Tags emotionally unstable coworkers, prescribe meds, wrong choice, defects
Transcript
Dogbert: All of your problems are caused by emotionally unstable coworkers. "Try prescribing meds from the internet to fix their defects." Dilbert: Okay. That one was the wrong choice. Let's try something else." The Boss: "GRRRR!"


