Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Thursday March 03,
2005
Tags landing, hard landing, no oparachute, mud, elbonia, glasses, suitcase, jumped, plane
Transcript
Wally: I hate landing in Elbonia. "Whump!!!" wally: "Hi. I'm from America and I'm hree to help."
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Wednesday March 02,
2005
Tags no landing strips, jump out of plane, airplane, mud, cushion, fall, flap arms
Transcript
"Elbonia has no landing strips, so you'll have to jump our of the plane." "Try to flap your arms and aim for a plump Elbonian to cushion your fall." "Dang." "Airplane."
Tuesday March 01,
2005
Tags elbonian culture class, elbonian businessman, card, eat card, spit, dueling yak bones
Transcript
Elbonian Culture Class "When an Elbonian businessman gives you his card...",br>"Crumple it up and put it in your mouth. Chew it slowly then spit it toward his forehead." "This leads me to my next topic: Dueling with Yak bones."

