Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Wednesday February 16,
2005
Tags teds shower, baby shower, taxes, subsidize, put five, poor fiscal planning
Transcript
Carol: I'm collecting money for Ted's baby shower. Wally: "My taxes already subsidized his other brats. I'm taking a refund." Carol: "I just put that five in there!" Wally: "I can't be responsible for your poor fiscal planning."
Tuesday February 15,
2005
Tags fbi, internet spam, source, fbi director, dress up, mammals, creepy
Transcript
FBI. We have reason to believe that you're the source of all internet apam."I'm the director of the FBI. And you're both fired." "I'd heard that he likes to dress up as other mammals." "Creepy."
Monday February 14,
2005
Tags fbi, traced source, spam, revolutionary new pill, rolex watches, body fat
Transcript
"FBI, we need to talk to you." "We've traced the source of all internet spam to your house." "All of it?" "...The revolutionary new pill that turns your body fat into rolex watches!"


