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Wednesday January 26,
2005
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Tuesday January 25,
2005
Tags astonishing incompetence, stars of project, issues
Transcript
The Boss: "Alice, what's the status of your project?" Alice: "The astonishing incompetence of others caused me to jump through a window and land in a dumpster." The Boss: "So then, no issues?"
Monday January 24,
2005
Tags stressful project, worst thing, pep talk, jumped window, imprint on window screen
Transcript
Wally: "Alice, I hear that your project is stressful." "Sometimes it helps if you ask yourself: what's the worst thing that could happen?" Dilbert: "How'd the pep talk go?"

