Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Sunday January 23,
2005
Tags change is good, triple pay, meeting, work for free, change can be bad, slogans, logic, business
Transcript
The Boss: "You must learn that change is good." Change is :) "Any questoins?" Wally: "Who wants this one?" Dilbert: "I got it." "Question: Why don't you triple our pay? That would be a change." The Boss: "That would not be in the best interst of shareholders." Dilbert: "Okay, why don't you work for free? That's a change that's good for shareholders." "Or would it be better to admit that change can be very bad?" Wally: "My favorite part was when he yelled, "Stop ruining my slogans with your logic!"" Dilbert: "Snort hee-hee!!!"
Saturday January 22,
2005
Tags art bar, dreadful, rat checked, bar nuts, midnight
Transcript
Dogbert's Art Bar "That painting is dreadful. It looks as if a rat created it." "Lucky guess. I'll ask you again at midnight." Later that night "Ah wan ahix of ose an shum bar nuts!!!"
Friday January 21,
2005
Tags open art gallery, full bar, putrid art, specialize, synergy
Transcript
Dogbert: I plan to open an art gallery with a full bar. "I'll specialize in putrid art that's unreasonably priced." "Synergy" "Thash so bee-oo-tiful!!!"


