Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Friday January 14,
2005
Tags statistical analysis, efforts and rewards, sea of randomness, devoid of purpose, lactation
Transcript
Asok: "I did a statistical analysis and found no correlation between my efforts and my rewards." "I felt adrift in a sea of radomness and absurd, devoid of purpose, lost." "And then I got paid and I purchased some unnecessary merchandise and now I feel fine." Wally: "Lactation can't be far behind."
Thursday January 13,
2005
Tags mark terrotory, wireless internet option, change to prototype
Transcript
The boss: I must mark my terrtoy by insisting on a change to the prototype. The Boss: "Give it a wireless internet option." Dilbert: "It already had one." The Boss: "What doesn't it have?" Dilbert: "An idiot designing it."
Wednesday January 12,
2005
Tags feel guilty, scam, money, smarter, arrogance, good system
Transcript
Dilbert: Do you ever feel guilty for scamming innocent people out of their money? Dogbert: "No." "I only scam people who would do the same to me if they were just smarter." Dilbert: "So you use arrogance to cancel guilt?" Dogbert: "It's a good system."


