Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Saturday January 08,
2005
Tags transformational change, feel different, nauseas felling, going to hurl, change feels like
Transcript
The Boss: Our differentiating value-added strategy is transformational change. "How was that? Does anyone feel different?" Alice: "My urge to hurl was increased a little bit." The Boss: "That's what change feels like."
Friday January 07,
2005
Tags new strategy, sales stink, cutting costs, lose hope, working great, higher margins
Transcript
The Boss: "Our new strategy is to sell fewer units at higher margins." Dilbert: "Question: How's that different from saying our sales stink, so we're cutting costs?" The Boss: "I call it a strategy so you won't lose hope." Dilbert: "It's working great."
Thursday January 06,
2005
Tags receptionist, director of first impressions, send email.anger, upsat, realization
Transcript
Carol: Im starting to think that the director of first impressions is.... GAAA!!! IM A RECEPTIONIST!! Beat it, you walrus! Maybe I'll just send an email.


