Carol: "I might appear to be a receptionist, but I'm not."
"Believe me, I know that. Companies generally put attractive people in those positions."
Carol: "I don't like where this is heading." "I'll wait until she get's back. Yum-Yum."
Carol: "I might appear to be a receptionist, but I'm actually a director of first impressions."
CEO: "I might appear to be a salesman of printer cartridges, but I'm really the CEO of HP."
Carol: "Carly?"
CEO "You look like a 57."
The Boss: Carol, I'm making you our new director of first impressions pro team!
Carol: My years of hard work have finally paid off! Im a dierctor!
Carol: Why is my office in the lobby?
Can you direct me ti the nearest growler?