Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Thursday December 30,
2004
Tags tell vendor, combination, lack of importance, total insignificant
Transcript
Why would my boss tell a vendor our strategy and not tell me? "It's probably a combination of your lack of importance and your total insignificance." "Do you have anymore questions like that one?"
Wednesday December 29,
2004
Tags vendor, reorganization, staff
Transcript
"How could you tell a vendor about out reorganization before you tell your own staff?" "Scoot." "Come into my office and we can discuss it." "Gaaaa!!! It's a trick. "C'mon phone, ring!!!"
Tuesday December 28,
2004
Tags having massive layoffs, new server, reorganization, three divisons
Transcript
You'll want our new server software after your reorganization. "Reorganization?" "Next week you're having massive layoffs and eliminating three divisions." "Your "I haven't heard anything" face needs works."


