Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Thursday December 09,
2004
Tags video compression, electrical engineer, only non engineeer, stating obvious, condescending
Transcript
Let me explain what video compression is... "Would you stop if I pointed out that everyone in this room except you is an electrical engineer?" "Zeros are round and fat compared to ones..." "I'm begging you..."
Wednesday December 08,
2004
Tags blinding flashes, sightless, didn't drive car, can't do that
Transcript
Your blinding flashes of the obvius made me sightless for three days. "I hope you didn't drive your car. You're not supoosed to do that when you're blind." "GAAA!!!" "I'm upsetting you."
Tuesday December 07,
2004
Tags temporary blindness, presciption, dopey, flashes of obvious
Transcript
Doctor: It's temporary blindness caused by your boss's flashes of the obvious. " doctor: Let Dogbert guide you for a few days. And here's a prescription to make you dopey." Dilbert: "Now?" Dogbert: "Whatever."


