Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Sunday November 21,
2004
Tags tech analyiss, second opinion, look stupid, whistling, accident, distribute
Transcript
Dilbert: Heres the technical analysis that you ask for, I don't understand any of it. I can't tell if its right or if it would envbrass me. I can't ask for a second opinion with out looking stupid, and I can't distribute it because it might be wrong, I'll out it on this pile and hope something changes. I wonder of its called whistling when only amor comes out, Carol: Should I shred your pile of indecision, The Boss: make it link like an accident.
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Saturday November 20,
2004
Tags biggest deficit, inability handle criticism, stupid misperceptions, argue with smarter people
Transcript
The Boss: Your biggest defect continues to be your inability to handle criticism. Alice: I can't argue with his stupid misperception without proving its true. The boss: and you argie with people who are much smarter than yourself. Alice GAAA!!!!
Friday November 19,
2004
Tags managing vague directions, punishing people, genius
Transcript
The Boss: There must be more to managing than giving vague directions and punishing people for not reading my mind. But I like to play within my game. Its a form of genius. Catbert: wake me up when some of this is about me.

