Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Saturday November 06,
2004
Tags unclear objectives, complaint, be clear, call a tie, selfish
Transcript
Catbert: The number one complaint from employees is 'unclear objectives.' The Boss: My number one complaint is that it takes too much effort for me to be clear. Catbert: Lets call it a tie. The bossL what are they so selfish?
Friday November 05,
2004
Tags therapy, bossy, session, therapist mean, comments, insulting, advice, hurtful, looks, date, psychology
Transcript
Dilbert: I have uncontrollable urges to show people better ways to do things. Do you think the real issue might be my insecurity? Therapist: Well, I wouldn't date you but thats mostly because of your looks. Dilbert: Not helping,
Thursday November 04,
2004
Tags bottle neck bill, do his job, miscellaneous
Transcript
Dilbert: "I need your help forcing Bottleneck Bill to do his job so I can do my job." "I'll be all over that... as soon as I finish other things." "What other things?" "Well, for example, miscellaneous."


