Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Thursday October 28,
2004
Tags explain the issue, never comprehend, conflicts, never understand
Transcript
"I know I keep asking you this but could you explain the issue again?" "Well, something that you could never comprehend conflicts with something that you'd never understand." "Oh."
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Wednesday October 27,
2004
Tags issue, misleading, explination, understand, planning on listening
Transcript
The Boss: Tell me again what the issue is. Dilbert: do you want the simple but misleading explanation or the one you won't understand. The Boss: either one is good; I wasn't planning on listening,
Tuesday October 26,
2004
Tags kids, turned out fine, leave early, how many kids
Transcript
Man: Do you mind if I leave early to spend some time with my kids? The Boss: I never spent time with my kids and they turned out fine! How many do you have? The Boss: threeish.

