Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Wednesday October 13,
2004
Tags p/u ratio, sky rocketing, productivity, useful, mistake, distarction, backwards
Transcript
"Your P/U ratio is skyrocketing again." "My what?" "Productivity-to-usefulness. It means you produce a lot, but everything you produce is a mistake or a distraction." "I told you last time to do less work!" "Oooh... I did that backwards."
Tuesday October 12,
2004
Tags evil director, human resources, good news employee, trunover, scented kitty litter, downhill, quality, business
Transcript
Catbert: Evil director of human resources
Monday October 11,
2004
Tags conference room, burn the ruler, phone, speaker phone, bathroom, cell phones
Transcript
The boss: whats that I'm hearing? Is some one on the conference call using the restroom. Had t - oops - me too - I am - Sorry - The Boss: Now tap the speaker phone button to "off"and burn the ruler.


