Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Sunday October 10,
2004
Tags enterprise software, premium package, friendly user, economy option, cheap one, never had girlfreind, adult website, romantic invitations, 100 percent
Transcript
Our enterprise software comes in two flavors. The premium package boats a friendly user interface. The economy option does the same stuff but the interface is designed to ruin your life. we'll take the cheap one. I can tell by the ay you hold the mouse that you've never had a girlfriend. I'll send romantic invitations to al the pope on the email address list. Dont worry - i"lll us etc text that I would on a great adult website. when I said that you need to give a hundred percent I shut have been more specific.
Saturday October 09,
2004
Tags drive by management, whats hi sanme, out run, answer no questions, need for clarification, we're dead
Transcript
The Boss: It's time for some drive-by-management. Don't forget to do the thing for what hs name or else we're dead. must ...outrun cries for.... clarification.
Friday October 08,
2004
Tags problem, plan, negativity, only person, my theory, rest, morons, sober, drunk
Transcript
"I see a problem with your plan." "Oh, do you, Mr. Negativity?" "Why is it that you're the o-o-o-only person in this meeting to see a problem? Huh? Huh?" "My theory is that the rest of you are either morons or drunk." "I am totally sober!"


