Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Tuesday September 28,
2004
Tags liosuction, disappeared, head one, eating donuts, being fed donuts
Transcript
Dilbert: "How did the liposuction go?" The boss: "Good." "People say I look younger. And thanks to my self-discipline, I'll keep off the weight." "One more."
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Monday September 27,
2004
Tags liposuction, remove fat, head collapse, lucky
Transcript
The Boss: I'm thinking about getting liposuction to remove my fat. Alice: your head would collapse. The boss: it would? Alice: If I'm lucky.
Sunday September 26,
2004
Tags blindfold, carbs, cublicle, heinous crime, put new guy, won't know blind fold, finance troll
Transcript
HECK were out of space boss. we've had a big upswing in people who use cell phone is bathrooms. Dang, Ive got a new guy coming in today, where will I put him? Maybe you could ask your brother,,, HMM... The boss: well, I suppose you could put hum in a cubicle. his crime wasn't that heinous, well, if you blind fold him, he won't know he's in a cubicle. so then I find pout its not okay to eat carbs.

