Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Saturday September 25,
2004
Tags wretched slaves, freinds, private offcies, cubilces, roman general, dogbertious, slaves, treatment, evil dogbert
Transcript
The boss: I'm reading the leadership secrets of the famous Roman general Dogbertious. "Heres a good one: 'Put your wretced slaves in cubicles.'" Heres another: Don't read this book to wretched slaves"
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Friday September 24,
2004
Tags have plan, division perfromance, worst division, average performance, merge
Transcript
The boss: I have a plan to avoid paying division performance bonuses. I'll merge our group with the worst division so our average performance is lower. her- hee! I should be eay because every division manager is already begging to merge with me.
Thursday September 23,
2004
Tags ethics hotline, naughty thoughts, work hours, lost productivity, reimburse comapny, fortune, too honest, self imposing
Transcript
Ethics hotline This is dogcart. Please state your conundrum. Asok: sometimes I have naughty thoughts during work hours should I reimburse the company for lost productivity? Asok: Dang! Thi is costing me a fortune!

