Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Friday September 10,
2004
Tags social situtaion, ambiguous tight lipped smile, look away
Transcript
"Uh-oh. It's a gray area social situation." "Do I know this guy well enough to say hi, or do I look away?" "So I went with an ambiguous tight-lipped smile that could be confused with a stomach ache." "Your stories suck."
Thursday September 09,
2004
Tags dress code, tank tops, belly shirts, ruined meeting
Transcript
"I've been forced to update the dress code." "Effective today, tank tops and belly shirts are not allowed in the office." "Once again, you've ruined it for everyone."
Wednesday September 08,
2004
Tags single source vendor, job offer, vp title, waiting eriod
Transcript
The boss: Okay, I convinced my company to make you our single source vendor. I assume you'll be make me a job offer now. any vp title will be fine. I'll just take an empty office. There ...is...a...waiting period!!


