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Tuesday September 07,
2004
Tags over priced harware, server upgarades, coincidence
Transcript
The Boss: "I decided to buy all of our server upgrades through Bribertek, Inc." Dilbert: "Question: Are we buying overpriced hardware because they offered you a job?" "Because if we're paying extra to get rid of you, it's money well spent." "It's a coincidence!"
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Monday September 06,
2004
Tags bridery, boss, bribery dvd, prepping, money, offer, sly, meeting, drinks, top secret, business
Transcript
"If you recommend my company's product to your board, there might be a little something for you later." "Before you decide, look at this DVD titled, 'Is bribery right for you?'" "The narrator might refer to you by name when she dances."
Sunday September 05,
2004
Tags product development, two thirds, features, reduce scope, change request, stacks of paper, mean, unethical, passive agressive
Transcript
Dilbert: Our budget won't cover all of the product development. We can only do two thirds of the features for that amount. The Boss: reduce the scope of the project by one third. Dilbert: Okay. The boss: but theoretically.... Dilbert: No...dear lord, no. The boss: Id I later give you a change request to add one feature could you do it for the same budget. Dilbert One? sure. DATA GOES IN : MANAGEMENT COMES OUT. One sure changes are free, Carol: where do I put the change requests?

