Dogbert: My wealth - building system has been verified by actual scientists.
Dogbert: where can I find an unethical scientist?
And if Im to busy, my human clone can do your infomercial.
Dogbert: good prices.
Dogbert: I'm going into the false hope business.
All I need is a semi plausible message about how to lose weight while getting rich."
"Don't eat your money."
CAtbert: Evil director of human resources
Catbert: cubicles are too expensive. we're moving to an open plan,
You'll attend a special classy to ease your transition.
Wally: its like he's in a cubicle with invisible walls!