Asok: I demand a raise or else I will quit today.
the Boss: Goodbye.
Asok: Noooo!!! please let me stay! I'll work every weekend for free!!!
The boss: Okay.
Dilbert: were you correct that your superior intelligence makes you a superb negotiator?
Asok: Please shut up.
Tina: "I just saw a list of everyone's salary."
"I thought the glass ceiling was holding me down, but you have the highest pay here."
"There's no one left to blame for my low pay except... Ooh, wait... How about illegal aliens?"
Dilbert: Look… Carol accidentally sent the salary spreadsheet to everyone in the department!
Dilbert: WHat??! your pay is higher than mine??! But you're like a…a…
WallY: wizard?
Dilbert: swollen appendix.